Star Trek: Enterprise lecture moved to March 2nd

Blame The Shade-Throwing Scourge of the Desert

I know, I know, I suck.

Not only did I say I wasn’t going to miss another week during the Voyager lecture, but now I’m missing TWO weeks in a row.

It’s not my fault.

It’s these fuckers.

These blights of nature are ALL OVER the desert hellscape I reside in and it turns out it one of the few plants I’m severely allergic too. Guess when they bloom.

Guess.

If you guessed “early to mid-February through March” you’d be right.

And every year I forget. So I wake up sometime in mid-February thinking I have a cold, but it’s just an ungodly case of allergy season which leads to congestion, a sore throat, coughing fits, and eventual laryngitis where I lose my voice for a week.

Guess which part of that cycle I’m getting to right now?

So we get to talk about my problems with Star Trek: Enterprise next week.

I am deeply sorry.

But I am also drinking gallons of “Gollum Juice” to recover, so I’m trying my best!

As further apology have this unhinged piece of art that I asked ChatGPT to conjure for me to cheer me up.

Yes, that is me using a flame thrower to destroy the Dread Lord of Pollen and Despair.

Yes, yes, I know AI is evil. Give me a break.